Beer goggles is the answer. You'll end up with a beer drinking beaver!

No great story ever started by eating a salad. At least as far as I know.

Now that's what I call a tough night. Good puppy, good puppy.

Okay, so my wife told me I should drink at home. Challenge accepted!

Go home chair, you're really drunk.

Can you feel it in the air? Yeah.. I know, alcohol. Haha

Well I guess every bottle has its beautiness level. I don't know about the healthiness on the other hand, haha.

Hey, did you see how what you drink can affect you? Ha!

This is defintely the best way to sell me water. Non-alcoholic vodka!

It's been a really tough night, uncle Jack kept me awake all night.