I agree! Vodka is a hobby. Good job.

I drink in Moderation. Moderation is an imaginary place. Cool or what?!

Now that I'm 18... I'll drink alcohol for the first time in my life..... LEGALLY, HAAA!

Lose 3 days in one week, awesome. Alcohol does that.

I can't see any beers coming your way... But.. keep the faith!

Hah, look at that, what a coincidence! She's in the mood for a box of wine.

Ugly people, you're welcome, with love - alcohol. We saved you and your faces!

Noooo, mom, there wasn't any alcohol at the party. We just played games all night long. Oh... memories suddenly come back.

Don't worry, I called the beerbulance and they'll be here any minute. Everything's okay!

Hey, hurry up! Hide the beer, police is here! Nice rhyme, I know.