I agree! Vodka is a hobby. Good job.
I drink in Moderation. Moderation is an imaginary place. Cool or what?!
Now that I'm 18... I'll drink alcohol for the first time in my life..... LEGALLY, HAAA!
Lose 3 days in one week, awesome. Alcohol does that.
I can't see any beers coming your way... But.. keep the faith!
Hah, look at that, what a coincidence! She's in the mood for a box of wine.
Ugly people, you're welcome, with love - alcohol. We saved you and your faces!
Noooo, mom, there wasn't any alcohol at the party. We just played games all night long. Oh... memories suddenly come back.
Don't worry, I called the beerbulance and they'll be here any minute. Everything's okay!
Hey, hurry up! Hide the beer, police is here! Nice rhyme, I know.