This is why it's always a good idea to keep empty bottles of water around the house.

Next time don't forget to take your hat with you in the winter time.

Just don't put it onyour head. You will look silly and you might sufocate in the meantime.

To cut down costs, they stopped shipping soda in a can, its just plastic bags from now on.

Oh, you got me a brand new girl from the store. How thoughtful!

Hope to God that that is a toy right there.

I ain't got no helmet for you so this plastic bag will do just fine.

Except for the time I do use them and forget that I also brought the one with the message.

Well, at least it's easier to carry this way.

Looks like some designers didn't have a childhood.