If you do this, then you really deserve a punch in the face.
Wishing you all the best in your bathroom activities. We are thinking about you.
No wonder it will take you a whole hour to take a dump.
Take part in the Christmas spirit by taking a dump on poor Santa.
It won't stay up and I need both my hands for myself.
If you got a small one, just act like the woman you are.
We don't have enough space in our building so you will have to manage with this. Note that all of us will be visiting you from time to time to check up on your work.
Now you now where McDonald's get their main ingredients.
Hi there, I'll just sit here taking a dump while you wash your hands.
In case the rain starts when you go to the toilet this umbrella will keep you dry.