Hi there, I'll just sit here taking a dump while you wash your hands.

In case the rain starts when you go to the toilet this umbrella will keep you dry.

If you haven't managed to aim properly then just take a seat like the ladies.

Don't mess with Little Bill or you will regret it.

Just imagine finding this in the middle of the night while going to the bathroom.

If you are looking for privacy this is certainly not the best place to go.

Pull me out please, I don't want to stay here much longer.

Do you feel like a screw or a nut?

What? There was absolutely no way I was going to leave my kid alone outside.

For people with 4 hands and in a hurry.