I've heard about diving in pools, but in the bathtub?
Just sit tight, Timmy. Mommy's got to put on some lipstick.
I just need to take those pictures in the bathroom right now.
Get your toothbrush out of my eye immediately, you sick bastard!
The guy who laid out the plan for this bathroom was either too drunk or too stingy.
You need privacy? Just use those curtain strips, nobody will ever know you are there.