I've heard about diving in pools, but in the bathtub?

Because it is too much to test if the toilet would somehow affect the door before installing it.

Just sit tight, Timmy. Mommy's got to put on some lipstick.

I just need to take those pictures in the bathroom right now.

Get your toothbrush out of my eye immediately, you sick bastard!

Of course we'll save space in the toilet. Who cares it's totally not practical?

Ever since we installed this in the men's restrooms it seems they are constantly drinking water and going to the bathroom.

The guy who laid out the plan for this bathroom was either too drunk or too stingy.

We put the microwave oven in there just in case you needed to heat your sandwich while taking a dump.

You need privacy? Just use those curtain strips, nobody will ever know you are there.