Why not enjoy some quality time together with a friend instead of your phone?
So we need the capacity to host 3 people, all shitting at the same time. And we ain't got much space.
What happens when the toilet paper runs out? Just withdraw some George Washingtons!
And this is how you ensure that nobody else will use this except you.
Should I take their invitation and come in?
Why not share those precious moments together? And with this space you could even have your legs touch each other.