Should I take their invitation and come in?
Why not share those precious moments together? And with this space you could even have your legs touch each other.
This service really sucks. You are kept here and you wait for someone to come and wash your hands, yet nobody does!
Make sure you shit... err... kindly seat yourself when using our bathroom. We wouldn't want various things ending up in random places, would we?
Do we need to hire a plumber or will the guys with the tiles help us out?
This doesn't even look like a new job so I have to ask: did that toilet remain completely unused?
I understand that it works, but why? Also, what's with all the wood INSIDE the bathroom? Isn't this a place where things get easily wet?
I know it's hard, but stop crying before returning to work. Hands are not important, you can was these later.
Well, thank you, kind stranger. This does not feel weird at all.
So you think you can do a better job for less money? I dare you!