That is surely going to provide a hell of a down force on my car.

No real geek would ever dare to park in this spot.

Didn't those guys notice there's something missing?

Check out that legs wing. Quite sexy and aerodynamic.

That looks really safe and comfortable. Should get my own seats changed too.

I don't know, I seem not to like this pickup line so much.

Now I can wear my viking hat and nobody can tell me I look stupid!

Don't know why would you bother to tow that boat. Just place it in the car.

This place has serious employees at work. Don't want to mess with them.

When parking just remember that you cannot fail more than this.