They said I would have enough leg room. Surely those BMW designers never met me.

With a license plate like that he must have known this was bound to happen.

You had to break, didn't you? This is what happens when you suddenly break.

When Chuck Norris takes a piss, everything bends.

Why pay the extra money to get a new mirror for your car when you have a plank and a shiny metal plate?

Let's just hope it doesn't catch fire.

Seems that I forgot to clean my car this year.

Now I can drive around without thinking about gas.

Were you speeding again sir? I remember pulling you over yesterday.

At least the thieves gave their best effort to avoid detection as long as possible.