You are doing it wrong, dude. You need to grab it by the neck, not gently raise it from underneath.
Cat has already taken care of the dog so might as well not mess with him.
I keep drinking but this Moderation guy still hasn't shown up. How am I supposed to drink with him this way?
Want to catch those cats that keep stealing stuff from your backyard? Why not buy these awesome cat traps. Guaranteed!
I am going to ask once and only once: where did you put the box? Don't test me, human!
We have such a small population that even a cat should be mentioned here.
Tying some balloons to our cat hoping she'll run around scared and lose some weight didn't go as expected.
If you see her here you will know what to do.
So the cat seems to like the new MacBook.
Keep your drinks safe from our cat.