You must admire the intent. Execution is pretty bad, but the good will was there.

Don't worry, this is heavy duty duct tape. It will hold this building for years to come.

We make it so hard and strong that you will thank us. The concrete that is.

Ugh.. I was really tired, I could use some sleep so... Goodnight everyone!

Want to brake a leg? Why not try a trampoline?

Sorry, but we are closed. Permanently.

We'll give you a new hole instantly.