I believe this was supposed to be mixed with some milk before being served. But I'm not an expert in concrete.

Always check your pockets and tools before pouring in concrete.

Alright, steal this if you can!

Someone forgot to tell him that they recently poured concrete across the sidewalk.

You must admire the intent. Execution is pretty bad, but the good will was there.

Don't worry, this is heavy duty duct tape. It will hold this building for years to come.

We make it so hard and strong that you will thank us. The concrete that is.

Ugh.. I was really tired, I could use some sleep so... Goodnight everyone!

Want to brake a leg? Why not try a trampoline?

Sorry, but we are closed. Permanently.