Looks like my neighbour wanted to drop by and say hello. I would have preferred that he left his car at home though.

This is what I always imagine things would look like when seeing all those Uber symbols in the app.

Oh, hi. I would like to return this Lexus please. My wife is bringing it in as we speak.

Unfortunately someone managed to fail the driving test just as he/she was coming to the end. A sad day indeed.

I wonder what could be the reason for closing Dunkin Donuts this early today,

At least she just hit me and not some helpless kid.

Where there is a will, there is surely a way. And Asian women know how to find it.

Well now you know where the bent came from. Remember kids, no texting while driving. And no driving!

Oh dammit, I hit another one of those humans running on the streets. Finally the tables have turned.

With a license plate like that he must have known this was bound to happen.