Bad driver though. Enjoy your ride, sir!
Some drivers just don't know how to not mess up everything.
Seriously, you are doing it wrong. Why aren't you driving like the other people?
My cab driver is also working as a pornstar.
Don't do as I do, do as I say.
Hold on a second, I have to do my toenails too.
You have to shut up while I'm driving, woman!