Dude.... Come on, go home, get some sleep and start acting like a man. You're drunk, seriously, get off the stage!
There simply was no chemistry, now.. you know the truth.
Well... double-surprise, double-bad-luck!
Sliding is so much fun. But not when you plant your face in a fence.
Let's make an acronym. It doesn't fit in? No worries, just use it.
I can't afford a nice car or a sexy chick and still I need to show the whole world my crappy Photoshop skills.
Hate to break it to you, but your kid really sucks at water slides.
Is you baby cold? Then simply reheat him in the oven and get a chance to win the parenting fail awards.
You have already failed you poor, poor man.
Having a flat tire? Just nail a piece of metal to it and it's as good as new.