Our customers are stoners.

The Chinese have absolutely every brand copied.

Try our new anus pounder. From the finest pork meat.

Just don't eat it until you get to your destination.

Nothing is more important than the safety of my McDonald's meal.

We now serve hot dogs from meat that had AIDS.

New Chinese shredded meat. For kids or from kids?

Herpes give its special flavor. Either we have a crappy translation or you will regret this meal.

Space is scarce, so just use your kid to support your meal.

You probably forgot to do somehing along the way.