Taco Bell pot
Our customers are stoners.
Obama Fried Chicken
The Chinese have absolutely every brand copied.
New McDonald's pounder
Try our new anus pounder. From the finest pork meat.
Bread bike
Just don't eat it until you get to your destination.
Protect my food
Nothing is more important than the safety of my McDonald's meal.
Hot dogs and AIDS
We now serve hot dogs from meat that had AIDS.
Shredded child
New Chinese shredded meat. For kids or from kids?
Herpes dish
Herpes give its special flavor. Either we have a crappy translation or you will regret this meal.
You want a kid with those french fries?
Space is scarce, so just use your kid to support your meal.
Nutella sandwich
You probably forgot to do somehing along the way.