These Americans will turn anything into peanut butter jelly time!

So how are we supposed to eat those cans? Stop taking pics for instagram and open these damn cans!

Ordered a Caesar salad as takeaway. Got exactly this. Not even mad.

Oh, how far along are you? What do you mean 2 pizzas?

This either is a smart joke from the label maker or some dumb guy ate it once and sued the company prior to this.

I used to like my life before the actual food I'm eating had text written all over it.

Our food will definitely make you come for more. Any resemblance to other legal entities is purely coincidental.

Good thing we came to this establishment, otherwise all of us might have gotten pregnant.

Or you could get some steak, some fries and some mayo in that salad of yours. That would surely improve things.

You come, you eat, you go home.