You come, you eat, you go home.

I surely hope that they won't simply pick them up and place them back.

That one guy had the worst chicken"kabob" experience and made sure that Yelp knew about it. Why don't you try to see how bad it really is?

I asked for an extra slice on my burger. Did not expect to be taken literally.

Sent my wife to make me a ham and cheese sandwich. I cannot even get mad seeing this.

This car gets way more usage than initially intended. No funerals? No problem, someone surely has a giant hot dog to move around.

This pic is so bad. Hopefully his own selfie looks way better.

Remember kids, you need a healthy and balanced diet for you to grow big and strong. Starting with pizza. Continuing with pizza. Finishing with pizza.

Either you do something about this or I will take things in my own jaws.

I'm as bad as it gets so I will certainly be the one you like.