Bet you didn't see the dog, did you?

My boyfriend asked me to take him out for an expensive meal. So I did.

That's what happens when hiring cheeky employees to update your drive-in sign.

Do you really think you need a six pack? Would you really trade that for our kebabs? Be honest!

So kind sir, will you serve your meal here or to go?

Well, that's adorable, let me just... nooooooo!

Just make sure you DO NOT order that item!

Make sure you keep your calorie intake low and limit yourself to a single slice of pizza for example. No need to overconsume!

We can share anything but the fries. That's where I draw the line.

If I were to describe a perfect day I would recall the day I bought 3 pizzas and received 4.