From now on you will be exercising even before you put anything in your mouth.

We found the best solution to end our problems with Batman: we eat him.

If it sits on your lap than it must be for me.

Swedes just love to eat sausages from Obama. That doesn't sound right, does it?

Which one should I have for dinner today? They all seem so tasty.

God is great and so is this fast food.

So who invited her anyway? It's our food!

The intern is on the path to become our new system admin. Don't feed him.

Just give the cat another reason to kill you. Dumb mouse!

Take this empty bowl and fill it up. I need to eat don't I?