Just wait until she realises that she just had a hair cut.

Since there's no grass around the poor cow has to find other sources of food.

Sooner or later someone's got to leave or we're all going to sufocate here.

I love you so much that I want to eat you right now.

I don't have time to fry you, so just sit still while I eat you alive.

Making fun of naked Peta protesters is always great

What do you get when you mix ice cream with pizza? Pizza in a cone.

That's a good boy, now fetch this stick and play dead.

This was all we could afford after the recession.

Who says you can't have fun while you feed your baby?