Now I can watch my girlfriend taking a dump right in front of me. How convenient!

Keep your drinks safe from our cat.

Whenever you are naughty you will have to take a sit in my special chair.

What would balance a glass of wine in your hand?

I knew that drinking is helpful to my brain.

Why should I pay for those expensive and ridiculous Google Glass glasses when I have all I need here?

Do not tape anything to this glass please.

We were waiting for goggles and class but all we are getting is Google Glass. Kind of dissapointing.

So thats what those are for. Extremely useful for when there's no table around.

She finally found out what her breasts were useful for.