This guy is totally not going to do anything productive today.

And here we can see the modern couple in one of their daily activities, supporting each other through their hardships.

Why be fat and ugly when you can only be ugly? Go on, give us a try.

I feel I am so huge I should be on TV.

At least I am making a progress. What are you doing?

Know your priorities. Don't cheat on your workout, cheat on your woman. She can take it.

If I'm going to train I'll make damn sure I recreate the whole experience. Now I just need someone to spray mud on my face from time to time.

So I got myself a Gym access card, now I'll just sit on my ass, read this paper and I'll surely grow some big muscles by the end of the month.

This will certainly end bad sooner or later.

We promise to help you with the fat part, but you still get to be ugly.