Nobody is ever going to steal my slippers at the pool again.

Q: How do you spot a future former bike owner? A: By his overwhelming skill of locking his bike to a railing.

If you're trying to steal my bike be prepared to get this lock out of the way.

That is some tight lock. Nobody's going to get past that door.

I think we have a serious problem on our hands. It's nearly impossible to get past these gates.

Good think the gate is locked. Ain't nobody going to get past that.

I wonder if this passes as an accepted baggage item on an airplane.

Your type surely doesn't fit in me so why bother?

Nobody is going to steel my ride now. Unless they pick it up and run away with it.

Or.. Should I say, nice lock? I think that's what's trending nowadays... huh...