Money can't buy me love? Of course it can, I bought a puppy a few days ago!
Falling in love is like seeing the waiter coming with your food. Well, point goes to Galifianakis!
Awww, that's very sweet. I love you too beer, I really do.
It seems like someone is lying. Too bad...
Don't break anybody's heart... He has only one. But you can break their bones, hahaha... YEAH!
What the .... is going on? Now that's quite a good relationship status.
Now that's quite a problem. You're a stalker, buddy.
They really love each other, it's obvious. Hahah, nice, nice!
Who would've thought... Love hurts. Why... you don't say...
Oh... poor guy, love really hurts. I bet it hurt him a lot. P.S.: The tattoos might be a problem, that's why you broke up in the first place.