In the name of love I command you to stop this car.

I love you more than there are stars on the sky in the morning.

This is the reason why you need to learn to write properly.

The difference between what you want, what you need and what you have.

I love my penis and I'm not afraid to show it.

Finally the most complete couple ever.

There are no boundaries when real love is involved.

I love you more than my Xbox so that really says a lot about my feelings towards you.

I've always been a tree lover. A dead tree lover that is.

This tshirt is a great way to say "I'm hard to get".