Let's cut to the chase. Enough romance. Give my deserved piece of chocolate.
It's quite important for any tattoo artist to have a spelling bee award.
Dear mother, I've been trying to tell you that I really love you, even more than cow.
You know that nobody really cares, but happy birthday to you!
Looks like his life is over now.
Our love is so awesome, it can take away your vision. Please protect yourself with these glasses.
Animals look adorable... on my dinner plate. Now pass me that juicy bacon and sausages.
I really love U2. They're like my favorite band. Hahhaah, good one Jason!
Love ahead. Watch out, you might have trouble.
I love you ball, I really do. Sorry for kicking your ass.