I'm like a God at home with my wife. She treats me like a true Messiah.

If you find these magnets on your woman's fridge then that is a clear sign to bail out.

Now this is going to be a long lasting marriage right here. In 2 years most people are already divorced.

Although we had some difficult moments together, I believe we overcame each of them when you finally admitted guilt and taken full responsibility.

Google is obsolete since I got married. All I need to do is have an opinion about something.

The most efficient way to get rid of a man is illustrated here. Pay attention because this might save your life one day.

Hey, just what's going on back there?

Our waiters are in happy marriages. They have been taking orders even before they were waiters here, so they know what to do.

I honestly will if you buy me another damn car!

You start off with a heart and a diamond but end up with a club and spade.