That's a great pickup line. I need to start using it so I can keep being forever alone.

Just make sure you DO NOT order that item!

Makes you wonder what is the chicken really made out of.

Ever wondered what is the best topping for bacon? More bacon obviously!

I think I'll go with the great coffee if it's the same price. Or is the good one better? It can't be.

That's quite a blonde joke... mmmyeah...

We have a variety of soaps around here, to clean your mouth with.

Those damn translations! Just put something interesting there.

Guess where I'm going for lunch today.