You have been noticing too much. You will be reported to the authorities.
We are sick of your trash laying in the stairway. Either take it to the bin or collect your teeth from the floor.
You are dead but if your situation changes you may easily apply again.
This isn't really a day so we are going to close our shop. We are sure you all understand our decision.
After countless reports of people peeing in the sinks, they posted this sign on the mirrors.
And the winner of the most useless traffic signs is: