This object was so terrifying that we needed to remove it in order to keep small children happy.

You have been noticing too much. You will be reported to the authorities.

We are sick of your trash laying in the stairway. Either take it to the bin or collect your teeth from the floor.

You are dead but if your situation changes you may easily apply again.

Please use the other trash can for boxes. This one simply cannot handle large pieces of garbage.

This isn't really a day so we are going to close our shop. We are sure you all understand our decision.

Just so we are clear: these are not bongs. They just look that way and can be used that way.

Remember that the rockstars are always late to come up on stage.

Good luck to those living on the 21st floor.

After countless reports of people peeing in the sinks, they posted this sign on the mirrors.