Guess what? Somebody actually went down faster than expected with the elevator shaft.

This is definitely an engineer. Everything is correct, but useless at the same time.

What? You mean to tell me that you used your penis to enter the PIN? Oh, pen. Right.

Want an easy fix? Just hire some tall staff and your problems will be a thing of the past.

Under no circumstances are you to place any sings over here.

It may be wet, but it may be dry as well. The possibilities are there.

Now what am I supposed to do in the shower if I can't sing?

On the other hand you now have a correct number of people that have used this toilet.

Now that it is forbidden I feel a weird urge to start smoking underwater. Surely I've been missing out on something here.

This object was so terrifying that we needed to remove it in order to keep small children happy.