So what if I'm disabled? That doesn't mean I can't ride a bike.

The most devious prank to be ever seen.

Around these parts the parking rules apply to everybody. No exceptions.

This has got to be one of the cruelest insults you can get. Go on, go home and cry. At least you will park like an asshole at home.

If there is one spot you shouldn't leave your car in, it's definitely the helipad.

That must be one of the most incredible parking cards I ever got.

Just in case we get an unexpected flood again, I'll be ready for it.

No real geek would ever dare to park in this spot.

Not only you are stupid enough to drive off with the pump hose in your tank but manage to make another great parking job.

I know you didn't manage to park correctly so I've made you a special slot.