This is how I know my dog slept again during the rain this morning.
This is exactly how I feel each and every Monday morning when I need to go to work.
So everywhere this dog walks there are no dogs allowed.
Ever since I got that black duct tape every object and animal in the house has started to look spooky.
Either get a new laptop or be prepared to dig in your dog's droppings.
The dog won't move so I am forced to use him as my mouse pad.
Cats can be such jerks most of the times. And they do it on purpose.
It's definitely not what it looks like. We were just playing here.
Beware of this fierce sexual predator in your neighborhood.
Now don't get mad at me, they just didn't had the chance to get a proper tan, that's all.