I understood him.. He wanted a pet but ... come on man.
That's one very predictable dog. I bet you expected this one.
Okay, I've had enough, I really want to go out! LET ME OUT!
That's exactly what happens. Cat stuff I guess.
This guy just took his pig outside for a nice walk. Cute. Did I mention, WTF?!
Okaaay, shower time, I feel good nananana! Parrot taking a shower, classy!
This is what happends when you take your cat to McDonald's every single day.
Now all the dogs in the neighbourhood will think ours is gay.
I'm saving them all so you cannot take any seat around here.
To me this dog is just a complex machine that turns food into poop.