I saw cat written on it so I figured it was for me.

What, haven't you seen a fish before? He's my best friend and we're going for a walk.

You are so cute, you look like a gay dog.

And that's how I roll. Money is not a problem for a cool cat like me.

My cat watches cat watching cat watching cat watching cat watching nyan cat.

Yo, gimme back my nigga tortoise.

Your dog is now like a brother to me. Don't come looking for him.

I was sitting here minding my own business when the blinds attacked me.

Not now kitty, I have to work now leave me alone!

Don't I look just gorgeous?