The humans told me to stop sitting on the laptop's keyboard. They asked for it.
I'm a rich feline and that's how I roll.
Sometimes the shortest distance between you and your objective is not the right one.
You thought this was funny? Why don't you come inside and see for yourself if it's really that funny.
This is how I know my dog slept again during the rain this morning.
This is exactly how I feel each and every Monday morning when I need to go to work.
So everywhere this dog walks there are no dogs allowed.
Ever since I got that black duct tape every object and animal in the house has started to look spooky.
Either get a new laptop or be prepared to dig in your dog's droppings.
The dog won't move so I am forced to use him as my mouse pad.