Stand still honey, I can't properly focus with you moving around.
OK, now give me a big smile for the camera.
My Photoshop skills are a killer.
Monkeys sure know what to grab at the right moment.
There's always that guy with the upskirt photos.
This is the new go-it-yourself lens kit.
Just let me take your picture, hold still!
You have no photography skills, the view is much better from back here.
The greatest view ever.
You cannot take any photo of me and post it online. Ever!