Got a twin brother with a sense of humor?

Yeah, she's there somewhere. You can barely see here, but she's there.

And now you know why everybody is laughing when you raise your tablet during a concert.

If only I had a camera that would take a decent photo of this event.

I hope the photographer leaves enough space so that my head fits in the picture. Not like last time.

They said I could be anything. So my dream is to become a dog.

We taught our daughter that drinking is very important. She hasn't forgotten after all these years.

My teacher always said that there is no bad time to read a book.

I guess you can ask each of them who is your daddy.

Look at my awesome body at the beach.