Why I don't use the subway
Imagine that someone will touch that same bar later that day.
This is why I hate going to the bathroom in public places.
Common public bathroom problem
And that's why we stay so long in the toilet. Someone eventually will give up.
Someone clearly ate too much chili sauce.
Who says public transportation doesn't have a business class.
If you don't want to wait in line
Sure, go right ahead and piss in public. Nobody will mind anyway.
That's privacy for you
Using this urinal has got to be the most embarassing moment of your life.