Because you simply cannot get a cabbage without feeling the need for an additional condom.
Hahahah, imagine if you were kinda bad that day, you'd receive a running hamster or what? Hahahah
That's quite a blonde joke... mmmyeah...
Greetings people! If you want to order, I recommend you the soup of the day - Whiskey!
I wonder if Facefood has a Facebook page.
If I were you I wouldn't eat here anymore.
Want to take a picture of your pretty little face in that fancy new restaurant? Think again!
We have a variety of soaps around here, to clean your mouth with.
The saddest place to sit in the restaurant.
We did not cook your dog. It was the hurricane who took it.