Clearly a not-my-job type of situation. I had specific instructions to install the man hole at that spot. Don't care about the idiots that placed the street 5 inches lower.

Anyone responsible for the integration testing for this new road? What, we don't need to do it?

I told those guys to pick the dead palm tree. They didn't care. Neither did I.

Welcome to the lake of boobage.

There's nothing to worry about, just some loose gravel here and there.

We are full of suicidal deers around here so pay attention to the road!

That's a place I will surely not be visiting.

We definitely need to keep this cable subscription thing going. The quality of news is staggering!

Keep yourselves sober and not mashed. I only like mashed potatoes.

We're sorry, but there's another company placing the street poles so there's nothing we can do about it.