It's the butt sale today. Why don't you grab a butt right after some snacks and coffee?

This is awesome. Two shoes for the price of one!

The ultimate discount available today only. And also tomorrow if we forget to take off this banner.

This is the greatest sale ever. You save an entire cent! Imagine if you bought 100 bags. You would save an entire dollar.

Get your own black kid right here. Discounts are available when buying more that 10.

Buy 4 children and only pay for 3. On sale only today!

Come and get your free beer right now. There's only one little problem we have to deal with first. The little house on the left.

Is it just me or this guy just doesn't like his neighbour? Maybe I'm wrong.. Hahahah

So if you are looking for a snowman to buy... there you go. But you must assembly it.

Get away from my fish, woman. NO! They are not for sale!