Let's break some rules today and start diving immediately.

Here are some simple rules for our pool. If you dive head first be prepared fore some spinal injuries. If not, we will make sure you will sustain other injuries before kicking you out. Oh, and in case you actually die, we have just the perfect story for your mom. Enjoy the water!

Yeah, who in their right minds would ever take a stroller on this sidewalk? Good thing the traffic sign has a place to be.

At least they have clear signs. I can't find my way in other cities when I need a fix.

This is what happens when you leave your traffic signs unattended for too long. Trees start eating them.

This guy is definitely going to jail for disobeying this traffic sign. Endangering other people's lives is no laughing matter.

Looks like another of those bacon signs down by the pier. Better go and check that out.

Pit bull with AIDS sticker is the perfect burglar deterrent I have yet to come up with.

Be sure to keep the potato hidden. And also wash your hands.

Well, good thing he's wearing that sign. Suddenly everything looks better knowing this.