Ever seen an angry stoned person? They just stop and wait for the sign to get green. No harm there apart from being a pain for the guys behind him.

Make sure you not animals in this area. Many others have animaled here and it was beginning to be a problem. Let this be a warning to all these who want to animal in here.

I'm sure that getting a driving license requires an Asian to drive through this intersection.

I really don't want to have a dog now. Good thing the picture of the pillow didn't make it to the Internets.

I hope we be go to English classes and that's why we be close.

Just stick a "do not enter" sign on an entrance and watch how total chaos takes over.

Our kids are sick after eating whatever it is they find in the park. So you got to clean up after your dog.

Finally a pub that was fed up with all the saggy pants.

Why should you be pessimistic? There's no sense for that because it won't work.

Shout "drinks are on me" and see how everybody in the pub will instantly fall in love with you.