Well, I cannot disagree with this sign.

Wonder how come Albert's quotes end up on every bathroom stall...

We are always open, rest assured. Just not now.

We don't care about your gender, just make sure you are properly cleaned after using the bathroom.

You ain't bought no flowers so you ain't planting anything.

We have an outlaw here. Keep close attention to this individual. Today he's touching stuff, tomorrow he'll take over the world.

Those primates don't look too social to me, what do you think?

Looks like aunty has finally gotten a boulevard named after her.

Why do we pay these people to hold up signs?

The bottom of this pool might be a bit wet, like 10 feet wet.