After the pool started to lose its water they eventually placed this sign up.

I was just about to enter this urinal but good thing they posted that sign.

We aren't Rated X so please leave the corn unstripped.

I think this depends on how well I get along with my kids, doesn't it?

I assume that the traffic signs take precedence over any road paint, do they now?

By the time you need an exit it might be a bit too late to start having this conversation.

That punishment doesn’t sound so bad. My own girlfriend would have killed me.

This isn't an exit or is it?

The solution for drawing attention to a stop sign is adding more signs that force you to read more and keep you distracted from the road. Definitely a great choice!

What will it be, exercise or whiskey?