Watch out for people riding ducks around these parts.

We sale everything, including our huge kids and a baby. Be prepared because they have a big appetite.

Under no circumstances are you to place any sings over here.

Come on girls, we really need some real and obvious signs that you are interested. Enough with the subtleties.

Why risk dying when you can just relax and let others work.

If you can't read this sign then please go ahead and use the tracks. They're for trains and blind people.

Get your discounted cows today. Special offer for those used cows.

We have a very fierce turtle that will attack you. Just in a slow way.

On second thought, making kids is fun so just step on the gas.

Please be cautious. This is a disco floor and people may start break dancing suddenly.