Just make sure you touch this glass!

I don't know much, but I'll be sure to give it my best. Just make sure you vote for me next week!

Well, that's one way to describe this complicated contraption. Hope you manage to make it work without a user manual nearby.

Our prices are unmatched! Just come and see our 99c merchandise. Or less. Or even more!

You simply cannot argue with this proposition. Why choose to be both fat and ugly when you can only have one? Just grab a buddy and join us in lifting them weights!

With enough speed and balls just about anyone can jump over this bridge. Just look at that guy go.

Keep on pushing and puling until you figure out this is not the entrance.

It's written in both English and crow language. If they still don't get the message then we will shoot and barbecue them.

Do you want a demanding child when you get home? Then please don't let them wander around these premises or we will make sure you will have an interesting Christmas. Thank you!

Good thing it was closed. Just imagine it being open.