Absolutely no diving in this extremely deep water stream. There is a serious risk of drowning.

Just don't go to the pool if you feel the need to go to the restroom.

Come on, these guys are just too polite. Nothing is going to change with that attitude around here.

We have had it with guns and grenades here. And lately the farts haven't been a pleasant sight either.

Waffle eaters? That is extremely arrogant and inconsiderate of them. How can you eat waffles while others are sunbathing?

We are so sorry we were sorry before. We shouldn't have expressed our remorse to you.

Good thing there is a Stop sign painted on the tarmac. Otherwise I would simply drive directly into the wall.

If you are really interested in getting your masking tape back. It's too late anyway.

You can kiss someone goodbye, but make sure you don't do it for more than 3 minutes. Otherwise you are going to get a kiss ticket.

That social parasite, the window, is still not working.