Write this down and rest assured nobody will ever think about stealing it. Hell, your friends will not touch it either.
Too bad this guy forgot his anvil at home. That would surely prevent any thief from attempting to steal such a secured vehicle.
I'm looking for the owner of this bike. Please help me.
Nobody is going to steel my ride now. Unless they pick it up and run away with it.
I must admit it, this is quite brilliant. Anti-theft system, works, definitely works.
Good thing some people are too dumb. Otherwise who would feed the bicycle thieves?
I know that I stole your purse but let's just give it a try. You might like me and I might also buy you the tampons back.
This sticker will protect the car at all times.
Just because you are driving down the street doesn't mean you shouldn't pay attention to manholes.
Just buy one of those and leave your car unlocked.