Guess the slippers are more solid and heavy then the steel fence.
I've got nothing you want in this car, except baby wipes. You wouldn't steal those, whould you?
That bike will certainly be there when the owner gets back.
I've watched Dexter and I have a bunch of ideas waiting for a victim.
The bike probably weighs a ton and there was no way someone might lift it up.
Next time be sure to lock the bike frame along with the rear wheel.
Nobody will ever steal my phone ever again!
Seems that the Daves are having a great time. At least one of them is.
Your mom will definitely be proud of you.
We know you are going to steal it anyway so why not just come clean with it.