Brain surgery doesn't require any spelling skills, does it?

All I need now is a fridge nearby and I am self sustainable.

Ever since we installed this in the men's restrooms it seems they are constantly drinking water and going to the bathroom.

The guy who laid out the plan for this bathroom was either too drunk or too stingy.

I ain't never going to be out of toilet paper. Never again!

We put the microwave oven in there just in case you needed to heat your sandwich while taking a dump.

Please take you huge dumps with you and leave this toilet. We are sick of your unique abilities.

You need privacy? Just use those curtain strips, nobody will ever know you are there.

If you don't mind to go number 2 in public then go right ahead and use the John by that pole.

How drunk can you be if you end up sleeping in a toilet?