Everybody with a small penis should sign up for the metropolitan police force.

Let's see what happens when I pull this string.

The shadow acts kinky tonight.

There is a certain upside to this: you can take you entire football team along with you. Just don't expect them to turn the boat around for you if you fall down.

The perfect way to prevent toilet paper theft.

Wondered what's your house built of?

We better put a sign that the mirror is damaged until we get it fixed. Wouldn't want anyone using it before we repair it, would we?

Asking stupid questions can have serious consequences at our helpdesk.

Guess nobody is around to see me so I'll just go ahead and scratch this.

All the types of asses explained with smiley cheecks.