There was no download button so I just recorded it with my phone.

Now you know where to find it. Just in case.

You can never be too careful with today's bacteria.

Save money and support the local business. Buy our home made condoms with a 10 year guarantee.

They aren't missing, they're just stubborn hide and seek players.

Don't have enough money to buy some planks of wood? Some leftover cardboard will do just fine.

Now you can have your favourite pet with you at all times.

Now you know where it is in case you wish to end it all.

It's completely safe to smoke here. Just stay close to the smoking sign.

And this is how the management team solved all its complaint problems.