Got to get that six pack ready for the neighbourhood pussies this next summer.

Honey, I think we'll stick to the gas oven for now. I'm not sure this microwave is worth it.

First you pay attention, then not so much. Then you remember that you are sleep deprived because you have part... studied all night long!

I've decided I cannot live any longer so I will have to hang myself. But I will get to be enjoyed by the local kids, so there's that!

This is exactly what my kid needs: another screen to look at while pooping!

Alright, we're not a pharmacy! But we have exactly what you need and you bet you need more beer right now.

Would you rather be on a yacht right now or enjoying your work?

This dog has more toys than some human children!

I want to thank my brain for making me feel tired all day long, but keeping me awake when I go to bed.

Finally all those Mario games I've so relentlessly played have brought me to my final challenge. Now is the time that I will have to prove myself.